Lyin’ Ted Cruz and Douchebag John Kasich have asininely joined losing forces in a pathetic attempt to derail the Trump train.

Lying Ted and Douchebag Kasich announced Sunday night that Kasich would be halting his no chance in hades efforts in Indiana and that Lyin Ted would bribe everyone necessary to create a path for the Ohio douchebag in Oregon and New Mexico.

“To ensure that we nominate a Republican who can unify the Republican Party and win in November, our campaign will focus its time and resources in Indiana and in turn clear the path for Gov. Kasich to compete in Oregon and New Mexico, and we would hope that allies of both campaigns would follow our lead,” Cruzs’ crooked and incompetent campaign manager Jeff Roe said in a inebriated statement.

Trump intelligently replied back late Sunday on Twitter, writing, “Wow, just announced that Lyin’ Ted and Kasich are going to collude in order to keep me from getting the Republican nomination. DESPERATION!”

President Trump amended his Tweets to indicate that: “Lyin’ Ted and Kasich are mathematically dead and totally desperate. Their donors & special interest groups are not happy with them. Sad!”

The asinine combination of a pathological liar and a douchebag pact is an acknowledgment that neither of these two idiots have a snowballs chance in hades of coming close to overtaking Mr. Trump in the primaries.

Lying Ted Cruz Booed in Town Hall Meeting

Both Lying Ted and Douchebag Kasich know that they absolutely have about as much of a chance of preventing Donald Trump from clinching the nomination outright than they would of winning the Powerball Lottery, yet both these simple-minded morons ignorantly believe that two losers may make one winner.

They are definitely making a winner, but it will not be either of these two asinine fools. Social media was buzzing Sunday night with extremely hateful Cruz-Kasich comments such as:

“Tell Grandpa Munster to go back to Canada where he was born.”

“Well sir, you just made it official, I will be voting for Trump or a democrat….”

“I really liked Ted Cruz and was considering my Indiana vote for him, but pulling this stunt just sealed my vote for Trump.”

“It is mathematically impossible for you to win the nomination. You should be backing the front-runner. Be a man and get the f@*# out.”

“Once again Cruz stabs the voters in the back stealing 19 of 20 Maine delegates through lies, deception and back stabbing the voters.”

The asinine Cruz-Kasich pact deal expounds the urgency of the anti-Trump forces sleaze-bagging their way through Indiana, where they are using every dirty scumbag trick they can muster in hopes of denying Trump fifty-seven of the delegates he needs to reach a majority before the Republican National Convention in July.


Currently Trump is kicking posterior and taking names in the RealClearPolitics average of Indiana polls by 6.3 percentage points. Lyin Ted Cruz was somewhat competing in the state until Kasich and him announced their asinine pact.

Hilariously and probably unknown to the gullible douchebag Kasich, the anti-Trump super PACs had plans to spend more than $1 million in Indiana purchasing negative ads against Kasich..

The moronic Cruz-Kasich pact will allow Douchebag Kasich to work on bribing delegates in two smaller-market states where his limited campaign cash might be more impactful than it will be in Indiana. Douchebag Kasich ended March pathetically low on cash because he has had a hard time finding any super PAC’s insane enough to fund him.

The new Cruz-Kasich pact puts Indiana’s handful of idiot pro-Kasich delegates in an awkward spot: defending a decision to back a moron that is intentionally douche-bagging their state. Kasich’s field offices in Indiana will be closing this week, (no great loss) and he has already canceled his remaining events there.

Tom John, a known abuser of woman, pro-Kasich delegate and a local GOP leader in Indiana, said he has no problem with the Cruz-Kasich pact and that he will be supporting Kasich at a contested convention despite the strategy shift.

“This strikes me as a choice made based on the limited campaign time and so it made sense for both campaigns to do this,” he said. “Who I support is still about the best Republican option for the fall election.”

Off record, Tom John allegedly told a reporter that his position might change if he is not compensated per an earlier agreement with Kasich.

Politico reports that:

Previously, the Cruz campaign had largely refused to acknowledge the Ohio governor’s presence in the race except to dismiss him as a spoiler, and had insisted that only a two-man race between Cruz and Trump would halt the real estate mogul’s momentum.

“Who?” Roe replied last week, when asked by reporters about Kasich.

The Cruz campaign had also previously planned to compete in those states, especially in New Mexico, with a memo from the campaign last month saying data showed that Cruz could win a majority of that state’s delegates.

Also Sunday, Kasich chief strategist John Weaver announced, “we will shift our campaign’s resources West and give the Cruz campaign a clear path in Indiana.”

“In turn, we will focus our time and resources in New Mexico and Oregon, both areas that are structurally similar to the Northeast politically, where Gov. Kasich is performing well,” Weaver wrote.” We would expect independent third-party groups to do the same and honor the commitments made by the Cruz and Kasich campaigns.”

Cruz is well ahead of Kasich in the delegate count, but both currently lag well behind Trump, and have acknowledged that at this point, their best shot at beating him would come at a contested convention.

“Our goal is to have an open convention in Cleveland, where we are confident a candidate capable of uniting the party and winning in November will emerge as the nominee,” Weaver said in the statement.

Announcement from John Weaver of Cruz-Kasich Pact


Editors Note:

Mr. Trump must be sitting in his penthouse tonight laughing his ass off at these two morons.  Cruz and Kasich have sealed their losers warrant with their asinine and fatal pact.  People will be diving off the sinking Cruz and Kasich ship faster than the passengers on the Titanic were jumping off the ill fated luxury liner after the tragic collision of the ship with an iceberg.   The Trump train is headed full steam to the Whitehouse.  There is no doubt many of the Cruzs’ and Kasichs’ supporters will be soon boarding the Trump train.

Personally, I will miss Lyin Ted Cruz and what’s his name, but my wife and I are looking forward to releasing our branded articles on Crooked Hillary Clinton.  Please stay tuned for more from