Another Night of Eating Dinner Alone

My Child Prays For Donald Trump By Karen Grimes Another night of eating my dinner alone, I thought to myself as I sat at my kitchen table late one Monday night. Some days I feel like my whole life is passing me by.  It seems like it has been forever since my husband...

I Think My Dog Might Be A Democrat

In the song, I Think My Dog Might Be A Democrat, Bryan Lewis takes issue with the socialist tendencies of the Democrats, suggesting that his freeloading dog who has all his needs taken care of for him resembles the trend of the modern version of Andrew Jackson’s...

Hillary Recounts The Night of The Attack on The Benghazi US Embassy

In an exclusive interview with Hillary Clinton, she states that when it comes to drinking, there are three simple rules every responsible alcohol-consuming woman should follow: Don’t drink and drive, don’t drink and text, and don’t drink on a night an attack of an...

Can of Stolen Cinnamon Rolls Explodes in Ted Cruzs’ Anus

Long Beach Herald April 13, 2016 Ted Cruz, 45 , of Houston Texas, was arrested after a shopping lifting incident turned horribly wrong. According to reports, Senator Cruz and his campaign manager, Jeff Roe, had stolen several grocery items from a Long Beach,...

Asinine Media Confused About The Popularity of Trump

A famous New York Yankee once said, “That restaurant is too popular, no one goes there anymore!”  That sounds exactly like Donald Trump’s “problem.” The media acts as if Donald is dead. Finished.  Over. Yesterday’s news.  They claim everyone hates him. These are the...

The Battling Boys Of Benghazi

Do you recall President Obama referring to the Benghazi incident as “a bump in the road?”  Today I heard an ex-Navy Seal being interviewed on Fox News regarding a book he has written about how to handle crisis situations in our lives. At the end of the...

Celebrity Endorsements – Bribing Your Way in to the White House

It starts with e and ends in t. A single word that can make, break or define a subject. Carrying an immeasurable suggestive power, it’s a notion that can form the opinion of the masses in a heartbeat. That word is “endorsement.” But you know what else starts with E...

Ted Rafael Cruz in Critical Condition After Choking on His Own BS

Republican presidential candidate Ted ‘Rafael’ Cruz is in critical condition tonight after choking on his own bullshit during a speech in Wisconsin. The incompetent and prevaricating Senator from Texas was giving a speech in front of five supporters at the Stoney...