Lyin’ Ted Cruz, in another of several pathetic attempts to stall Donald Trump’s train to the Whitehouse, on Wednesday ridiculously named racialist Carly Fiorina to be his vice presidential running mate., although Cruz chances of becoming the 2016 Republican nominee is nil.

After embarrassingly suffering a plentitude of astronomical crushing losses to Trump in nominating primary contests this past Super Tuesday, moron Ted Cruz asininely praised Fiorina as a principled fighter for conservative values who he claims knew how to create jobs and would be a valuable ally on the campaign trail.

“She is careful. She is measured. She is serious,” Cruz said. “She doesn’t get rattled.”

Lying Ted Cruz neglected to mention that as the former CEO of Hewlett Packard, Fiorina lead the outsourcing and vacating of American jobs to third world countries.

At HP, Fiorina developed the reputation of a manager who knocked heads together—or who chopped them off. And there were massive layoffs during her tenure. In 2003, the company announced it would dismiss almost 18,000 people. (That year, under Fiorina’s leadership, HP posted a $903 million loss on $56.6 billion in revenue.) When the outsourcing of jobs turned into a national political issue, Fiorina became the poster-girl for an industry campaign aimed at blocking any legislation that would restrict a company’s ability to can American employees in favor of workers overseas.

Additionally, Lyin Ted neglected to inform his so-called supporters that Fiorina is currently under investigation by the Federal Election Committee for her acceptance and highly questionable use of a $500,000.00 donation made by Ted Cruz to her campaign through his super-PAC’s Keep the Promise PAC, Keep the Promise II and Keep the Promise III.fiorina_slut_getoffthebs

Lying Ted Cruz as publicly stated that he believes Fiorina will help him in the California primaries.   It is amusing to consider the fact that Fiorina lost her California Senate bid in 2010 due to her horrible favorability rating by California voters.

Fiorina was viewed by many California voters as a talented politician, but her horrible business record, idiotic stance on abortion, and crooked fundraising challenges tripped her up in the Senate bid – as did her political inexperience, which Fiorina still argues is an advantage.

match-made-in-hell-cruz-fiorina-getoffthebsFiorina, a warn out hag at 61, dropped her own White House bid in February after an embarrassing seventh-place finish in New Hampshire’s first-in-the-nation primary. She endorsed Lying Ted Cruz a month later and has been a sharp critic on the campaign trail of likely Democratic nominee Crooked Hillary Clinton.

Lying Cruz’s unusually early announcement of a running mate appeared to be a hail marry pass to recover from Tuesday’s all time record setting losses, which moved Trump closer to the 1,237 delegates he needs to win the nomination at the July 18-21 Republican convention in Cleveland.

In a late Wednesday interview, Trump was rightfully scornful of Lying Ted Cruzs’ asinine decision to pick a running mate, calling it “a pure waste of time” and “a desperate attempt to save a failing campaign by an all-talk, no-action politician.”

Editors Note:

I have no doubt that when Lying Ted looks back on the week of April 24-30, 2016, he will remember it  as the worst week in politics he has ever had.  He started the week by cutting his own campaigns throat with his asinine and failed Cruz – Kasich Pact .  Now he has announced one of the most controversial woman in the country, to run with him in a general election he has absolutely no chance in hades of being nominated for.  Seriously, I cannot wait to see what this idiot does next for an encore moron of the year political stunt.