Desperate Lies For Desperate Politicians

Brenda Corpian – 08/14/2016

Hillary Rotten Clinton flew in on her broomstick to Detroit this past Thursday to a campaign rally at a manufacturing company, where she pathetically attempted to denounce NAFTA and TPP, two awful trade deals she has emphatically supported in the past.

True to form, Crooked Hillary spewed out one lie after another to a group of employees and Democratic Party leaders at Futuramic Tool & Engineering in Warren, Michigan which is Detroit’s largest suburb and considered the birthplace of Reagan Democrats.

In her speech, Hillary admitted that, “It’s true that too often, past trade deals have been sold to the American people with rosy scenarios that did not pan out,” and acknowledged the communities across Michigan and the country that have seen factories close and jobs disappear.

Crooked Hillary’s new ploy to flip-flop on her steadfast but very asinine policies, is definitely proof that the recent election polls are more skewed than any sane person could imagine or maybe it has something to do with the heavily polluted water in Detroit.

Flip-flopping to your opponents winning policy is nothing new in campaigning, however it definitely suggests that Hillary has thrown in the towel and nudged her way into desperation mode, reminiscent of Lyin Ted Cruz, who did the same exact thing in his last primary debate in Detroit.

It would have been prudent for Crooked Hillary to have paid attention to how Lyin Ted’s campaign went down in flames shortly after he took a page from the book, “How To Screw Off an Election in Ten Easy Steps” flip-flopping and lying his way into a political suicidal nightmare, that arguably left him appearing to be more of a first class idiot than the majority of the American public estimated.

Of course, Hillary Rotten Clinton may have lied her way into insanity through ‘short-circuiting,’ insanely believing like Lyin Ted, that her supporters are so stupid they cannot remember what the crazy bitch said two weeks ago. 

Desperate Lies For Desperate PoliticiansRegardless of whether crooked Hillary is desperate, drank too much of the water in Detroit and or if she took the same page out of the Lyin’ Ted’s book, she further lied to the group by ignorantly putting the blame for NAFTA on the Bush administration, arguing that enforcement of our trade policies have been ignored, “particularly during the Bush administration.”

Crooked Hillary, must have been short circuiting again when she obviously ignored a recent report released by her idiot friend and political cohort, Senator Elizabeth ‘why don’t I have any breasts’ Warren who blamed weak trade policies and enforcement of the same on “both Democratic and Republican presidents.

Crooked Hillary falesly promised to “stop any trade deal that kills jobs or holds down wages – including the Trans-Pacific Partnership.” Contrary to her close confidant and current Virginia Governor, Terry McAuliffe, who recently said that Clinton would support the TPP if elected president, Lyin’ Crooked Hillary falsely stated that “I oppose it now, I’ll oppose it after the election, and I’ll oppose it as President.” 

Obviously, Crooked Hillary is relying on her belief that the American public ignorantly believes her promises because even the few lunatics that managed to sit through her speech while holding down their lunch, have no doubt that Crooked Hillary will not keep one single promise she has made.   

A transcript of Crooked Hillary’s desperate ‘please believe my lies’ speech on jobs and the economy is included below.

This is Brenda Corpian reporting for Get Off The Bs.

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