Trump's Rapid Response Team Blasting Crooked Hillary

Donald Trump is picking up momentum on the airwaves and Internet, having launched a campaign rapid response team this week to slam Crooked Hillary’s prevarications in to the muddy nonsense they truly are, and before they possibly gain any traction with those who don’t know how much she actually lies.

Before Hillary Clinton had even taken the stage in Columbus, Ohio, to ridiculously attempt to slam Trump’s economic proposals, Trump’s rapid response team had already begun flooding the internet with a series of Facebook and Instagram posts, tweets and emails.

A Trump campaign aide with knowledge of the plans told POLITICO that the rapid-response effort is a “small team, but it’s growing” and is “actually only going to be growing from here.”

“This is Mr. Trump’s vision and Mr. Trump’s directive being executed,” the official said, adding that the team will respond in real time through TV interviews, press releases, emails and social media.

Going forward, the campaign official said Trump’s messages would target Crooked Hillary’s asinine policies to prove with out a doubt that she is on the dupe with Wall Street criminal interests, foreign governments and corporations — an argument frequently visited in the rapid response team’s multiple coordinated messages Tuesday and all but assured to be the main subject of Trump’s Wednesday morning speech at Trump SoHo.

“This represents the beginning of a dramatic engagement of the American” public on those issues, the Trump official said.

Shortly before noon Eastern time on Tuesday, Trump’s rapid response team blasted out an email ripping into a Moody’s Analytics analysis used by Clinton to slam him by attempting to undercut the report at its source and principal author, dickhead Mark Zandi.

Zeroing in on Zandi’s bribes to Democrats, including Lyin’ Crooked Hillary Clinton, Trump’s rapid response team published a list of the bribes. It also shared a Fortune magazine article from last July in which Moody’s admitted miscalculating its ratings of subprime mortgages, leading to last decade’s recession.

Clinton, meanwhile, noted that Zandi was an adviser to 2008 Republican presidential nominee John McCain, to support her argument that criticism of Trump has crossed the aisle.

A moron member of Crooked Hillary’s pathetic rapid response team ignorantly mocked the email pointing out Zandi’s associations.

“Hillary says this election is about judgment. She’s right. Her judgment has killed thousands, unleashed ISIS and wrecked the economy,” Trump tweeted, the first of several messages on Twitter posted during and after her ridiculous address.

Crooked Hillary tried to slam Trump’s past statements on debt, while Trump pointed to his experience as a badge of honor. “I am ‘the king of debt.’ That has been great for me as a businessman, but is bad for the country. I made a fortune off of debt, will fix U.S.,” Trump wrote.

“Hillary Clinton’s only right about one thing: I understand debt and how to handle it,” Trump said in a video posted to Facebook and Instagram. “I’ve made a fortune with debt. But debt with this country has been a disaster, and Obama has piled it on, and she’s been there watching.”

Trump’s subsequent emails sought to tie Crooked Hillary ever closer to Traitor Barack Obama, featuring a slew of economic figures from U.S. government bureaus showing decreases in median household income and home ownership rates and increases in the number of Americans in poverty, on food stamps and in debt under the current asinine Democrat administration, of which the former secretary of state was a criminal part of for the first four years.

The next email ripped into Crooked Hillary for her moronic advocacy of the Iranian nuclear deal, mentioning Boeing’s agreement Tuesday to sell aircraft to IranAir, the Islamic republic’s largest airline. “Iran, the world’s largest state sponsor of terror, would not have been allowed to enter into these negotiations with Boeing without Crooked Hillary’s disastrous Iran Nuclear Deal,” Trump’s awesome rapid response team said.

As Killary’s prevaricated speech got underway, Trump’s rapid response team praised the Republican’s economic proposals by sharing various components that earned praise during the campaign.

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Then things got personal.

“While Clinton claims that Mr. Trump does not have the temperament to be President, she ignores her own lack of poise under pressure,” the Trump response team email read, referring to a book by former Secret Service agent Gary Byrne, which says “reports on the countless examples of Clinton not having the composure to handle the rigors of the Oval Office.”

The next message claimed Crooked Hillary Clinton contributed to the loss of more than one-quarter of American manufacturing jobs from 1993 — her pedophile and philandering husband Bill Clinton’s first year in office — through the North American Free Trade Agreement and screwing the American public with ridiculous trade relations with China.

Continuing with Bill Clinton, the rapid response team sent a message correctly alleging that as secretary of state, Crooked Hillary “laundered money” to her husband through the for-profit company Laureate Education.

“This is yet another example of how Clinton treated the State Department as her own personal hedge fund, and sold out the American public to fund her lavish lifestyle,” the message said. “Laureate made money by racking up student debt on vulnerable students.”

While Crooked Hillary walked off the stage with her posterior on fire in Ohio’s capital, Trump’s rapid-response team was still kicking her in her posterior, blasting her criminal policies that it correctly accused of “fueling the mortgage meltdown” and are “all to boost profits for her special interest donors.”

Even after her speech, Trump’s rapid response team was still firing away.

“If you believe as I do, America values hard work and treats people with dignity and offering everyone the chance to live our dreams and cares for those in need, well, the formula for America’s success have always been that we are stronger together,” the Trump revealed that Crooked Hillary’s emails reveal  that “behind closed doors, Hillary Clinton uses State Department access and favors to rake in massive sums of money from some of the most oppressive regimes on planet Earth.”

“Treat People with Dignity?” the subject line asks. “Hillary Takes Millions from Regimes That Brutalize Women & LGBT Residents.”

Trump kept up the attacks on Twitter, writing, “Hillary took money and did favors for regimes that enslave women and murder gays,” before working in a reference to the horrible 2012 Benghazi attack that killed four Americans, including Ambassador Chris Stevens.

“If you want to know about Hillary Clinton’s honesty & judgment, ask the family of Ambassador Stevens,” Trump intelligently wrote,and then following up with, “Hillary defrauded America as Secretary of State. She used it as a personal hedge fund to get herself rich! Corrupt, dangerous, dishonest.”